Batman getting thrown under the bus by every single member of the Justice League
Romantic things to say to your partner.
"…glad you could make it, Kasumi."
Super Smash Bros + all characters
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)